Well what a dramatic Poll this was. But unfortunately we lost by one vote :-) The question was if the TGWTG Donation Drive is a scam or not
In my site analysis i saw a lot of people coming from tgwtg itself :-) funny how they have to vote things up right now.
But let me make it clear what a scam is to me. And after that everyone who really voted NO should be ashamed of themselves.
A scam, especially a Donation orientated should hit the following requirements
1) If you run a donation drive only for tax refund reasons, you are just an selfish asshole
2) If you dont show exactly how the money is coming in through donations its just fraud
3) Selling useless junk is an auction but not a DONATION
4) Cutting people who donated money off is not only rude but also selfish and retarded
5) Let People like disgusting ugly fuck Noah Antwiler insulting people who have legit questions is retarded and disrespectful to the fanbase especially when those people donated money
6) Transparancy, transparancy where have you been
7) If you only talk to people who donated "a shitload of money like 4000 dollars (i dont think so" you are an asshole and your point " Every little cent is welcome" is redundant
8) If you gave only vague numbers, it is a scam drive
9) If contributers with Wishlists are wishing for a Kinect System but complain via Twitter " Awww i dont have money" and got a Kinect after the Donation Scam Drive in miraculous ways......IS A FUCKING SCAM
10) If you have people in your team who didnt show their faces throughout the Donation drive because you can clearly see they are ashamed.......your Donation Drive sucks and its a scam
11) If you keep money from the donations for yourself, you are an absolutely fucking asshole who should go down in flames and a scam artist
12) If you use such a Mickey Mouse Charity Foundation like Ronald McDonals ( iam sorry but i dont take them as serious as Doctors without borders or autism speaks) only because it is so FLASHY FLASHY FLASHY you are brain damaged. How about variation? Like DWB or AS.
13) Childsplay would be the better choice but i forgot in the childsplay case you couldnt perform your lousy ass show.... RIGHT .....and sell additional stuff nobody wants. So you are willing to scam people
14) Using Profanity for Charity thats only a thing Penn and Teller could do succesful, but not TGWTG Clowns.
15) If you ban or kick people with different opinions who wanted to see some transparancy in this donation drive from your stream, you are obvious a scam artist because if otherwise you would just laugh and let them talk. But as we say "Kicked Dogs will bark"
Additional things :
- If i see a puerto rican hyperactive chipmunk screaming and running all the time, its annoying
- If you have only one girl in the room, you are screwed, where was lefty and people loving and caring abortionist Nostalgia Chick? No interest in helping people? Democrats what can i say :-)
- If some asshole fat pig in the background is doing the jerk off moves, you know its time to switch channels
- Btw who were those people anyways, i never saw them in my entire life
And now the conclusion if you can answer yes to lets say 11 of those 16 statements, well you can say its a scam.
And before i get ass kicked by fanboys, i know the Scam Drive is over but you didnt think i would let this stupid thing go slip like this, right?
Montag, 20. Dezember 2010
Sonntag, 12. Dezember 2010
TGWTG Picture Madness
Always wondered what your money can do? Well one thing for sure, it guarantees some slackers their man-child lifestyle. For example a mini bar and a big ass HD TV. Remarkable that TGWTG-Fans are always broke and say things like " Awwwww i wish someone would buy me an Xbox because i have no money".
So here we can see Doug Walker aka Nostalgia Critic´s living room. I say "Thank you" fanbrats for all the stuff here (pay close attention to the left side a little breeze of Arthouse is heading your way)
A high class guy like Doug Walker is nothing without a fancy mini bar (thanks again to fanboys)
Ever wondered what people do when they got no jobs or real life? Exactly they go for gender swap to break out of their misery.
Even Linkara has this hobby now (can somebody tell me what the orangish shades around his lips are?)
Gender Swap runs in the Family, here is what you get when you buy some of those Nostalgia Critic DVD´s. This Guy has no Dignity and even the Menu is poorly made. And People buy those crap..........
Leonardo Da Vinci, no not the Assassins Creed Fangirl incarnation, iam speaking about the real guy. He has found a new profession. Today on the list "The Last Douchebag Supper"
Aren´t those guys adorable? Thanks to all fanboys for their donations, you guys give me the fuel i need :-)
So here we can see Doug Walker aka Nostalgia Critic´s living room. I say "Thank you" fanbrats for all the stuff here (pay close attention to the left side a little breeze of Arthouse is heading your way)
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| Living Room paid by Fanboy Donations |
A high class guy like Doug Walker is nothing without a fancy mini bar (thanks again to fanboys)
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| Am i the only one who thinks Doug should change his decorator cause this looks like a frat house (Thanks Ricardo) bar to me |
Ever wondered what people do when they got no jobs or real life? Exactly they go for gender swap to break out of their misery.
Even Linkara has this hobby now (can somebody tell me what the orangish shades around his lips are?)
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| Where bad comics burn.........well okay????? |
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| Isn´t thas High Production Value? |
Leonardo Da Vinci, no not the Assassins Creed Fangirl incarnation, iam speaking about the real guy. He has found a new profession. Today on the list "The Last Douchebag Supper"
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| Hmm so many Judas personas and no Jesus, i think we have a problem. Pay attention to this strange demon in the right corner |
Aren´t those guys adorable? Thanks to all fanboys for their donations, you guys give me the fuel i need :-)
Dienstag, 7. Dezember 2010
El Chupanebrey - my personal TGWTG-Fanboy (Finally)
Today is a wonderful day and i finally know my "Crusade" is the right thing. Why i am saying this? Well i finally got fanboy attention :-)
El Chupa is your average fanboy who cannot stand criticism towards his TGWTG-idols. He calls himself a movie critic (at least what his blog is telling us) but we all know, people who call themselves "Critics" are most likely Attention Whores who dont accept other opinions then their own ones.
But back to this guy cause he is funny and really butthurt. He debates like a total retard " Dont watch it anyone?". But thats not the point here. He is the prototype of your TGWTG-fanboy.
Its not like us, we would never or lets say barely "infiltrate" TGWTG-forums or Blogs, just to argue with them. But fanboys are so "nazi-fied" that they will harass everyone who actually is not on TGWTG-side or in favor. So does El Chupa, he told me i should embrace life and get out of my basement.
Well this is funny, isnt this guy commenting on all my postings? And on the other hand, aren´t those TGWTG-Guys all man-child basement dweller? We dont see them outside most of the time and also the all get chubby at some point (Fanboys = hippocrites)
It is always funny to see fanboys using
" THE SAME ARGUMENTS AND INSULTS EVERYTIME"
Here are some examples and how to react to those morons :-)
1) " You are a troll" / Answer : "If own opinions are trolling you should take a look at the mirror"
2)" Nobody is forcing you to watch this videos" / Answer: "So it is with my Blog, you could just ignore it"
3)" Why you are even watching the shows if you hate them" / Answer: " It is a free world you know, for dictorship go to Spoonys Forum and also you keep reading my blog"
4) "Who is really pathetic? People who watch TGWTG and have a good time or hateful guys like you" / Answer : "You for taking the internet so serious, do i smell butthurt"
5) "The Nostalgia Critic is a character booohoooohoooo" Answer: So what George W. Bush is a president and you can criticise him also but both suck
And dont forget TGWTG-"Haters" Fanboys are always thinking they are wiser, smarter and more cultivated then us but hey ask yourself "Is someone cultivated who laughs about Penis-Jokes, hidden racism, homophobic acting, hippocrite-attitudes ( Yes Doug Walker is bashing Tommy Wiseau but the other way around he is exactly the douchebag he claims Wiseau is)?"
The answer is simple: " TGWTG-Fanboys would be the first people who had supported Hitler 80 years ago"
El Chupa is your average fanboy who cannot stand criticism towards his TGWTG-idols. He calls himself a movie critic (at least what his blog is telling us) but we all know, people who call themselves "Critics" are most likely Attention Whores who dont accept other opinions then their own ones.
But back to this guy cause he is funny and really butthurt. He debates like a total retard " Dont watch it anyone?". But thats not the point here. He is the prototype of your TGWTG-fanboy.
Its not like us, we would never or lets say barely "infiltrate" TGWTG-forums or Blogs, just to argue with them. But fanboys are so "nazi-fied" that they will harass everyone who actually is not on TGWTG-side or in favor. So does El Chupa, he told me i should embrace life and get out of my basement.
Well this is funny, isnt this guy commenting on all my postings? And on the other hand, aren´t those TGWTG-Guys all man-child basement dweller? We dont see them outside most of the time and also the all get chubby at some point (Fanboys = hippocrites)
It is always funny to see fanboys using
" THE SAME ARGUMENTS AND INSULTS EVERYTIME"
Here are some examples and how to react to those morons :-)
1) " You are a troll" / Answer : "If own opinions are trolling you should take a look at the mirror"
2)" Nobody is forcing you to watch this videos" / Answer: "So it is with my Blog, you could just ignore it"
3)" Why you are even watching the shows if you hate them" / Answer: " It is a free world you know, for dictorship go to Spoonys Forum and also you keep reading my blog"
4) "Who is really pathetic? People who watch TGWTG and have a good time or hateful guys like you" / Answer : "You for taking the internet so serious, do i smell butthurt"
5) "The Nostalgia Critic is a character booohoooohoooo" Answer: So what George W. Bush is a president and you can criticise him also but both suck
And dont forget TGWTG-"Haters" Fanboys are always thinking they are wiser, smarter and more cultivated then us but hey ask yourself "Is someone cultivated who laughs about Penis-Jokes, hidden racism, homophobic acting, hippocrite-attitudes ( Yes Doug Walker is bashing Tommy Wiseau but the other way around he is exactly the douchebag he claims Wiseau is)?"
The answer is simple: " TGWTG-Fanboys would be the first people who had supported Hitler 80 years ago"
Samstag, 4. Dezember 2010
Nostalgia Chick is back with more boring stuff
Today i was bored so i watched the newest Nostalgia Chick video. And gosh, this was boring, no i dont mean bad, i mean boring like a math class. It all started with a very lame "cameo", thats right Nella or whatever her name is, give our dear NC a call. For further postings i will refer to Nella as Sean Faustina.
And after that its getting really stupid and boring, our beloved Lindsay (yes she has a Mickey Mouse Diploma for movies) is going to rip The Man in the Iron Mask a new one, NOT. SO what did she critizise? Yep thats right Martin Scorsese as a clown because he gave Leonardo Di Caprio some serious non-romance roles to perform. Well Lindsay you are wrong here (damn you Mickey Mouse diploma and wrong fact checks). Leonardo Di Caprio had some really serious roles long before the Scorsese-era. For example his famous role in "Whats eating Gilbert Grape" in 1993 or "The Basketball Diaries" in 1995. So what did they teach in film class again?
And even before Gangs of New York, he was the leading actor in Danny Boyle´s The Beach (i like this movie). And Danny Boyle is not particular the Funny-movie producer. So after those innitial mistakes we got You guessed it "another boring summary of the things happen in the movie". If i wanna have a movie summary i will use Wikipedia. It´s annoying how a little brat like Lindsay Ellis has the chuzpe to bash respected actors like John Malkovich. Lindsay, not everyone on the whole world is as blatant and boring as your TGWTG-Posse.
After a 4 month hiatus the "fans" got such a lousy and boring video with no funny moments or useful informations or opinions. And before someone is calling me a HATER, just look at the video ratings, its low even for TGWTG-standards.
And to make things worse, the NC used to be the number one "FAP" Material for Fanboys, but right now i would say : " If you put a naked Lindsay Ellis in my bed, i would love to share the night in a homeless shelter"
It´s not because she is getting "fat" which is obvious some sick kind of joke on the one hand but it would be sad if she was actually getting more chubby.
No, i dont like her face anymore. That´s is the problem, she has lost her charismatic appearance. Look at her face and compare it to other earlier videos.
And after that its getting really stupid and boring, our beloved Lindsay (yes she has a Mickey Mouse Diploma for movies) is going to rip The Man in the Iron Mask a new one, NOT. SO what did she critizise? Yep thats right Martin Scorsese as a clown because he gave Leonardo Di Caprio some serious non-romance roles to perform. Well Lindsay you are wrong here (damn you Mickey Mouse diploma and wrong fact checks). Leonardo Di Caprio had some really serious roles long before the Scorsese-era. For example his famous role in "Whats eating Gilbert Grape" in 1993 or "The Basketball Diaries" in 1995. So what did they teach in film class again?
And even before Gangs of New York, he was the leading actor in Danny Boyle´s The Beach (i like this movie). And Danny Boyle is not particular the Funny-movie producer. So after those innitial mistakes we got You guessed it "another boring summary of the things happen in the movie". If i wanna have a movie summary i will use Wikipedia. It´s annoying how a little brat like Lindsay Ellis has the chuzpe to bash respected actors like John Malkovich. Lindsay, not everyone on the whole world is as blatant and boring as your TGWTG-Posse.
After a 4 month hiatus the "fans" got such a lousy and boring video with no funny moments or useful informations or opinions. And before someone is calling me a HATER, just look at the video ratings, its low even for TGWTG-standards.
And to make things worse, the NC used to be the number one "FAP" Material for Fanboys, but right now i would say : " If you put a naked Lindsay Ellis in my bed, i would love to share the night in a homeless shelter"
It´s not because she is getting "fat" which is obvious some sick kind of joke on the one hand but it would be sad if she was actually getting more chubby.
No, i dont like her face anymore. That´s is the problem, she has lost her charismatic appearance. Look at her face and compare it to other earlier videos.
Montag, 29. November 2010
Sean Fausz: He is still E-Begging the Shit out of People
Well Folks. How are you doing today. Or let me be more specific. WHat are you gonna do on your 21st birthday/ what have you done on your 21st birthday.
My bet is on " Everything except E-Begging for Alcohol and video games via twitter". But it is good that we have Fat and Lazy money grabbing poor Asshole Sean Fausz.
He shares his wishlist via Twitter so that people buy him Games and Alcohol (of course its Alcohol in litle chocolate anythings, cause Sean Fausz wants to munch munch......FOOD).
He lately did a V-Log, where he actually, in a subtile way, begs for someone to buy him Kingdom Hearts - Birth by Sleep, because he lost his Copy.....FUCK YOU SEAN. And guess what Guys, he shows us all the "DONATED" Video games he got from "Fans(i call those people braindead morons)". Just look at his greedy fat fuck smiling face when he showed them to us. When i saw how many games he actually got i asked myself one Question here
"Are People Stupid, to send him games? Sean Fausz only purpose on TGWTG and other sites is for begging. Nothing more here. Nothing more"
He has around a lot of video games, i think more games e-begged then Blistered Thumbs can review and this is sad.
Btw on Sean Fausz "Begging" Blog he asks for more and more games also, but guess what, this fat and hopefully dead pretty soon asshole had posted a list of all 130 or more games he has to review (yeah a normal person would think the E-Begging will stop here because he has plenty of work to do) but it is not ending here. He begs for more and more. Lately even LordKat-Fans began to see this and adressed this directly on his site.
Here is a list of Sean Fausz video game collection he "COULD" review when he is not busy for more begging here :
XBOX 360
And which GAMES Until Now did he actually "Stream or review" Correct barely any of those. But it doesnt stop him from begging for more.
You guys wanna see Sean Fat Son of Bitch Asshole Fausz Amazon Wishlist (of course commented by me) ? Here it is : http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/39SQ8ANDSNSAT/ref=cm_sw_su_w
He actually forces people on Twitter : "
My bet is on " Everything except E-Begging for Alcohol and video games via twitter". But it is good that we have Fat and Lazy money grabbing poor Asshole Sean Fausz.
He shares his wishlist via Twitter so that people buy him Games and Alcohol (of course its Alcohol in litle chocolate anythings, cause Sean Fausz wants to munch munch......FOOD).
He lately did a V-Log, where he actually, in a subtile way, begs for someone to buy him Kingdom Hearts - Birth by Sleep, because he lost his Copy.....FUCK YOU SEAN. And guess what Guys, he shows us all the "DONATED" Video games he got from "Fans(i call those people braindead morons)". Just look at his greedy fat fuck smiling face when he showed them to us. When i saw how many games he actually got i asked myself one Question here
"Are People Stupid, to send him games? Sean Fausz only purpose on TGWTG and other sites is for begging. Nothing more here. Nothing more"
He has around a lot of video games, i think more games e-begged then Blistered Thumbs can review and this is sad.
Btw on Sean Fausz "Begging" Blog he asks for more and more games also, but guess what, this fat and hopefully dead pretty soon asshole had posted a list of all 130 or more games he has to review (yeah a normal person would think the E-Begging will stop here because he has plenty of work to do) but it is not ending here. He begs for more and more. Lately even LordKat-Fans began to see this and adressed this directly on his site.
Here is a list of Sean Fausz video game collection he "COULD" review when he is not busy for more begging here :
XBOX 360
Bayonetta
BlackSite: Area 51
Blue Dragon
Culdcept Saga
Dead Rising
Deadly Premonition
Eat Lead: The Return Of Matt Hazard
Final Fantasy XIII
Infinite Undiscovery
Lost Odyssey
Lost: Via Domus
Quake 4
Ninety Nine Nights 2
Tales of Vesperia
Timeshift
Transformers: War For Cybertron
PlayStation 3
Metal Gear Solid 4
PlayStation 2
Final Fantasy X
Final Fantasy X-2
Final Fantasy XII
Matrix: Path Of Neo
Metal Gear Solid 2
Metal Gear Solid 3
Rogue Galaxy
Shadow Hearts
Shadow Hearts: Covenant
Shadow Hearts: From The New World
Shin Megami Tensei Devil Summoner 1
Shin Megami Tensei Devil Summoner 2
Shin Megami Tensei Devil Summoner 2
Shin Megami Tensei Digital Devil Saga 1
Shin Megami Tensei Digital Devil Saga 2
Shin Megami Tensei Persona 3
Shin Megami Tensei Persona 4
Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne
Soul Calibur 3
Timesplitters Future Perfect
Xenosaga 1
Xenosaga 2
Xenosaga 3
PlayStation
Dino Crisis
Lunar 1: Silver Star Story
Lunar 2: Eternal Blue
Star Ocean 2
Vagrant Story
Xenogears
Nintendo Gamecube
Shadow The Hedgehog
Nintendo Wii
007: Quantum Of Solice (Solace you asshole)
A Boy And His Blob
Bleach: Shattered Blade
Call Of Duty World At War
Castle of Shikigami 3
Castlevania Judgement
The Conduit
Cursed Mountain
De Blob
Dead Rising: Chop Till You Drop
Dead Space Extraction
Donkey Kong Jungle Beat
DBZ Budokai Tenkaichi 3
Dragon Blade Wrath of Fire
Dragon Quest Swords
Endless Ocean
Eyeshield 21
Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: Echoes of Time
Fragile Dreams
Game Party 2
Guilty Gear XX Accent Core
Guilty Gear XX Accent Core +
Harvey Birdman
House of the Dead 2&3
House of the Dead Overkill
King Of Fighters: The Orochi Saga
Klonoa
Legend Of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Little Kings Story
Madworld
Manhunt 2
Mario Kart Wii
Mario Party 8
Mario Power Tennis
Mario Strikers Charged
Mario Super Sluggers
Metal Slug Anthology
Metroid Prime 3 Corruption
Monopoly
Monster Hunter Tri
Muramasa: The Demon Blade
Naruto: Clash of Ninja Revolution 2
Naruto: Clash of Ninja Revolution 3
New Super Mario Bros Wii
No More Heroes
No More Heroes 2
One Piece Unlimited Adventure
Onechanbara: Bikini Zombie Slayers
Overlord: Dark Legend
Okami
Phantom Brave
Pikmin
Prince of Persia: Rival Swords
Punch Out Wii
Ready 2 Rumble Revolution
Resident Evil 4 Wii
Resident Evil Archives: Resident Evil 1
Resident Evil: The Darkside Chronicles
Resident Evil: The Umbrella Chronicles
Saint
Samurai Shodown Anthology
Samurai Warriors: Katana
Scarface: The World is Yours
Shiren: The Wanderer
Silent Hill Shattered Memories
Sin And Punishment 2: Star Successor
Sonic and the Black Knight
Sonic Unleashed
Soul Calibur Legends
Spectrobes: Origins
Super Mario Galaxy
Super Paper Mario
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Tales Of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World
Tatsunoko vs Capcom
TMNT: Smash-Up
Tenchu: Shadow Assassins
Wario Land: Shake It!
Wii Music
Wii Sports
Yugioh! 5D's: Wheelie Breakers
Sega Dreamcast
Resident Evil: Code Veronica
Shenmue
Sonic AdventureAnd which GAMES Until Now did he actually "Stream or review" Correct barely any of those. But it doesnt stop him from begging for more.
You guys wanna see Sean Fat Son of Bitch Asshole Fausz Amazon Wishlist (of course commented by me) ? Here it is : http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/39SQ8ANDSNSAT/ref=cm_sw_su_w
He actually forces people on Twitter : "
One last time, Since its nearing the end of the Bday! http://amzn.com/w/39SQ8ANDSNSAT plenty of cheap stuuuuffs :3 "
I hope he dies, cause he is only there to beg
Freitag, 26. November 2010
How to make TGWTG Video or a Nostalgia Critic Video (for starters)
He guys, iam the Nostalgia Critic Critic and this time i will show you how to be a TGWTG-Contributer.
Step 1 (Preparation)
1) Watch every TGWTG-Video ever created, to get the hang of it
2) Grab yourself a hat, beret or cap (essential, so viewers can keep track who you are)
3) Grow yourself facial hair (its essentiell cause it makes you look kewl, and also compensates your lack of self esteem)
If you are a girl :
1) same
2) grab yourself something from the three choices here
a) something semi-slutty which makes you fap-material to some minor fanboys (like a bow-tie or cute wannabe Bayonetta-Glasses (i know Bayonetta was after the Chick but who cares)
b) total slutty like Scarlett for example, which means draw and write some seriously blatant sexually references in all your postings or "Play obviously" with your audience.
c) just wear some normal clothes to show that you didnt lost you dignity. (problem here : there is a high chance to loose a Contest held by Doug for thesluttiest female female Critic person, so i guess you should choose either a or b)
3) Blue hair is always cool, cause it definitely looks like a manga character......................no it doesn´t. So it is up to yourself to create something " UNIQUE" (man i was laughing at this point....unique at TGWTG:-) yeah right)
That´s Part 1 of the "How to make a TGWTG Video" section here. If all people would just for 10 minutes analyse the whole TGWTG Team and use a checklist for everyone, they will see that every character is somehow another character on their site and that every video is just a rip-off of a rip-off of a rip-off from some other guy there.
We got a shitload of people "reviewing" video games there, also we have a shitload of people "reviewing" movies there.
They even got more and more music "critics" where i must say, the rap critic is funny sometimes, but this will be gone pretty soon when Doug and his Posse got their thumbs on this guy (hell i bet they even want a share from this guys CD)
Step 1 (Preparation)
1) Watch every TGWTG-Video ever created, to get the hang of it
2) Grab yourself a hat, beret or cap (essential, so viewers can keep track who you are)
3) Grow yourself facial hair (its essentiell cause it makes you look kewl, and also compensates your lack of self esteem)
If you are a girl :
1) same
2) grab yourself something from the three choices here
a) something semi-slutty which makes you fap-material to some minor fanboys (like a bow-tie or cute wannabe Bayonetta-Glasses (i know Bayonetta was after the Chick but who cares)
b) total slutty like Scarlett for example, which means draw and write some seriously blatant sexually references in all your postings or "Play obviously" with your audience.
c) just wear some normal clothes to show that you didnt lost you dignity. (problem here : there is a high chance to loose a Contest held by Doug for the
3) Blue hair is always cool, cause it definitely looks like a manga character......................no it doesn´t. So it is up to yourself to create something " UNIQUE" (man i was laughing at this point....unique at TGWTG:-) yeah right)
That´s Part 1 of the "How to make a TGWTG Video" section here. If all people would just for 10 minutes analyse the whole TGWTG Team and use a checklist for everyone, they will see that every character is somehow another character on their site and that every video is just a rip-off of a rip-off of a rip-off from some other guy there.
We got a shitload of people "reviewing" video games there, also we have a shitload of people "reviewing" movies there.
They even got more and more music "critics" where i must say, the rap critic is funny sometimes, but this will be gone pretty soon when Doug and his Posse got their thumbs on this guy (hell i bet they even want a share from this guys CD)
Donnerstag, 25. November 2010
BatDan is afraid of my challenge :-)
Well what can i say. The last respect i had for this guy is now gone. Reason for this is simple. On his more or less famous anti Irate Gamer Blog, i offered him this challenge " To watch some NC Episodes without fanboy attitudes and just to analyze them"
What can i say, my comment was deleted from his log :-) Its funny because BatDan is always complaining about Irate Gamer dleting comments which are not in his favour. It seems BatDan has finally become the thing he hates most
A watered down version of the Irate Gamer
But nevertheless, i will look at his Blog anyways, cause sometimes its funny how you could use BatDans arguments against the Nostalgia Critic or other TGWTG-Guys.
Some commenter on Busy Street said it best when he refers to BatDan as "Fuck I despise Bat Dan. He just became nothing but a TGWTG lap dog and now he’s trying to be smug and above us all. What a complete cunt."
What can i say, Samurai Karasu is absolutely right.
And BatDan you will never get a direct or honest response from anyone from TGWTG, they only need you as a pawn to fight "Haters" but in the long run you are wortless for them.
What can i say, my comment was deleted from his log :-) Its funny because BatDan is always complaining about Irate Gamer dleting comments which are not in his favour. It seems BatDan has finally become the thing he hates most
A watered down version of the Irate Gamer
But nevertheless, i will look at his Blog anyways, cause sometimes its funny how you could use BatDans arguments against the Nostalgia Critic or other TGWTG-Guys.
Some commenter on Busy Street said it best when he refers to BatDan as "Fuck I despise Bat Dan. He just became nothing but a TGWTG lap dog and now he’s trying to be smug and above us all. What a complete cunt."
What can i say, Samurai Karasu is absolutely right.
And BatDan you will never get a direct or honest response from anyone from TGWTG, they only need you as a pawn to fight "Haters" but in the long run you are wortless for them.
Bat Dan an Insight
First of all, to a certain point i was absolutely in favor for BatDan himself and his Blog. But now i think he is becoming more and more an little attention whore who wants to be in the TGWTG Team.
Why is that? Easy, he is self centered and tries to be the "Number One" TGWTG Fan. Everytime he starts postings like " What have """""" I """"""""" created (when he writes down those line he is actually wishing for Doug or Spoony to pat his head and response with " Bat Dan we love you") but instead of this, some 12 year old fantard are responding with the same stupid nonsense they got all the time.
1) Butthurt
2) Its not your fault they are just jealous (Wait WHAT)
3) etc bla bla (Insert stupid fanboy retardism here) bla bla
Well Bat Dan, i am not interested in get your Blessings or anything else from you. But if you have the right to make fun of the Irate Gamer, who sucks as bad as Doug Walker, when it comes to GAGS, everybody is free to do so on their own.
Anf frankly, most of the things you criticise on Chris Bores, can also be adressed at a lot of TGWTG-"Reviewers" as well.
Lets look at Phelous for instance, he uses the same Old Crap all the time, in fact everything is always Silent Hill related.
Lets take a look at Spoony, his V-Logs are boring and have no useful informations whatsoever (even you should see this)
Lets Look at Nostalgia Critic, he expands the rule of three way more often then Chris Bores. You dont believe me? Then watch his latest videos and the videos before. In almost all of them there is some dude on the effin telephone to speak to Doug, this is an indicator for the "NC is getting stale" theory.
Then the latest video,, the pumpkin joke wasnt funny, its only purpose was to expand the episode. Just watch this episode open minded without fanboy mannors. You will see a lot of fillers to expand this episode.
Thanks to all readers for their time
Why is that? Easy, he is self centered and tries to be the "Number One" TGWTG Fan. Everytime he starts postings like " What have """""" I """"""""" created (when he writes down those line he is actually wishing for Doug or Spoony to pat his head and response with " Bat Dan we love you") but instead of this, some 12 year old fantard are responding with the same stupid nonsense they got all the time.
1) Butthurt
2) Its not your fault they are just jealous (Wait WHAT)
3) etc bla bla (Insert stupid fanboy retardism here) bla bla
Well Bat Dan, i am not interested in get your Blessings or anything else from you. But if you have the right to make fun of the Irate Gamer, who sucks as bad as Doug Walker, when it comes to GAGS, everybody is free to do so on their own.
Anf frankly, most of the things you criticise on Chris Bores, can also be adressed at a lot of TGWTG-"Reviewers" as well.
Lets look at Phelous for instance, he uses the same Old Crap all the time, in fact everything is always Silent Hill related.
Lets take a look at Spoony, his V-Logs are boring and have no useful informations whatsoever (even you should see this)
Lets Look at Nostalgia Critic, he expands the rule of three way more often then Chris Bores. You dont believe me? Then watch his latest videos and the videos before. In almost all of them there is some dude on the effin telephone to speak to Doug, this is an indicator for the "NC is getting stale" theory.
Then the latest video,, the pumpkin joke wasnt funny, its only purpose was to expand the episode. Just watch this episode open minded without fanboy mannors. You will see a lot of fillers to expand this episode.
Thanks to all readers for their time
Sonntag, 21. November 2010
Everyone can post their comments now
So TGWTG-Fanboys, gimme your best shot :-)
You can even totally anonymously post your "ANGRY" Rants
You can even totally anonymously post your "ANGRY" Rants
Samstag, 20. November 2010
I Got my Attention TV Tropes THANK YOU
WHat can i say, the first thing they criticised about me was *DRUMS PLEASE* my English Skills, as predicted in my first ever Blog entry.
I love those creepy little kids, they do exactly what i want them to do *PULL THE STRING*
Here is the link to this really pathetic (even for my standards) forum : http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=zxqry1vjj55quafibj0zrk3n&page=118
Its so awesome, i never made "THAT" much of a deal about my Blog. But to make things short, here is what i think about certain things.
1) Encyclopedia Dramatica : I love it, i still hope to get an article there. The only thing i dont understand in their TGWTG Article, why are they bashing Chick with the Googles for getting a real job and quit this TGWTG-Rathole?
2) Busy Street : Absolutely love those guys, even if they dont care. Its good to have a balanced view (and sometimes those guys and girls are fair)
3) AVGN : I like him. Yes his Nerd-Videos are getting a little bit boring but hey his Monster Madness Videos are great and he shows the passion of a filmmaker.
4) Irate Gamer : He is better then most of the TGWTG-Clowns like Angry-Moron-Look-Joe. But still i despise him, yes i do.
5) Bat Dan : He does a good job with exposing Irate Gamer, but he should definitely step back and look at TGWTG for what it is, a shamless shameless money sucking piece of dog-shit. Anyways Welcome Back Bat Dan.
Here comes the TGWTG-Crew , if you didnt list anyone of them its because i totally lost count of how much of those fuckers are actually on this site right now.
1) Nostalgia Critic : He is getting boring and boring. His first entrys like Mortal Kombat and Street Fighter are funny but after that it went downhill pretty fast. And btw dont you guys find it funny that he actually has the guts to put an AD before his auction Video? I do and say he is just interested in money and dont give a fuck about fans
2) Nostalgia Chick : Yeah right she is a girl, thats why she is allowed to create a video every three months or so. Dont get me wrong iam thankful for that because i think that her videos are booooooooring and even as "Fap"-Material she doesnt work (i think Chick with the googles is wayyyyyyyyy hotter)
3) Linkara : He is ok, i never liked Comics but i like his videos. He should split from TGWTG and do his own thing, it would suit him better. So no argument here, at least he loves his girlfriend and his videos.
4) Angry Joe : Hey Joe my dear pal you know what: ANGRY is so 90s. This guy pisses me off because with all his videos he is wrong all the time. Example : Bayonette " AngryJoe gives a 7" and we all know how awesome Bayonetta was. The other time at Army of Two 40th Day : AngryJoe in his boring rule : " He it has Guns *GreenScreen effect* this will be awesome". We all know how "average" AO2 40th Day was. So this guy should crawl under a rock and just die or leave the internet.
5) Phelous : Can this guy review anything else then Silent Hill? Silent Hill in general is awesome, i think the movie was great because it uses original songs or melodies from the games. Yes the fourth game installment was cheap but hey its way better then Phelous makes them. Verdict : He is just boring and does the same stuff all over again.
6) Benzaie : He is clever i think, cause he is not putting his face on every video at TGWTG. I wont make fun of him because he is french, cause thats lame. Verdict : Keep ypur low profile and do your own stuff / split from TGWTG.
7) Spoony : Bla bla bla he is a castrated (by Fatty ginger scarlett) drama queen who has decreased in quality so rapidly, even light speed could keep up with the pace. His first videos were great, even as a Final Fantasy 8 fan i wasnt butthurt cause some of his reasons are plausible. But after that he was getting greedy like no one else. His quality decreses, he ban hammers people for having a different opinion (Exactly like Nazis during the 30s and 40s) and he is really getting chubby and lazy. Verdict : Spoony go home bro, take your time off cause you are annoying
8) Sean Fausz : Wow he is my personal favorite to make fun about. Why? Its obvious he is a fat, retard, lazy, boring, unemployed, e-begging, unfunny, hippocrite whale of a man. He doesnt work but gets time to play the latest video games (which he borrows from friends and bitches about them). And also he is resistent when it comes to help. A lot of people actually told him to change his life style ( guess what most of them are Busy street or ED affiliates) and he ignores them and plays the troll card on them. But hey lets be honest for on second here : " I think that people who actually tell you the truth are more of a friend then his bloodsucking TGWTG-pals who are waiting for him to die, so that they can sell moar stuff"
Verdict : Well he wont survive his 25th birthday so this problem will solve itself in the next few years
9) MarzGurl : Yeah well she is an otaku, but a boring one. I would have nailed her lets say 4 years ago ;-) when she was attractive, i mean attracitve in a positive way. But right now she goes the same way everyone on TGWTG did " getting chubby" and thats sad sister. You really had the potential to be Fap material, whoch is a good thing cause you could easily ask guys for donations, like Nostalgic Chick did, but failed due to her boring appearance cause we all know " A bowtie works on Playboy bunnys not on leftarded movie students who are always showing themselves with another fat chick (Nella YIKES) just to look better.
10) Chick with the Goggles : You did the best there is, quit or semi quit TGWTG and work for your appearance and real life. I say you are the most attractive girl on TGWTG (even if you dislike me and my Blog). Verdict : Keep it this way and you are good to go
11) Cinema Snob : Even if those Busy Street Guys like em, i have to admit that i watched just a few videos and they were ok. Verdict : Well he is ok i guess, but should quit TGWTG and stick with his own thing
12) did i miss something? i dont know cause i dont know other guys besides blatant JewWario who is always spelling Japanese Names like he knows what he is talking about.
If i miss someone just put it in the comments, thanks alot
PS: Iam so happy that i got my attention ;-) I hope someone will show those TGWTG-Kids this Blog, so that they can also make fun of my in their videos. I also have some ideas
1) Nazi jokes because iam german
2) Analyse my bad english skills and show every typo
3) Order yourminions fanboys to troll my Blog :-)
4) Call me troll ( Yeah i know boring but i have to work with the low TGWTG-standards here)
5 and most important : IGNORE all constructive criticism and decrease your quality to a level where nobody will care for you guys anymore.
I love those creepy little kids, they do exactly what i want them to do *PULL THE STRING*
Here is the link to this really pathetic (even for my standards) forum : http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=zxqry1vjj55quafibj0zrk3n&page=118
Its so awesome, i never made "THAT" much of a deal about my Blog. But to make things short, here is what i think about certain things.
1) Encyclopedia Dramatica : I love it, i still hope to get an article there. The only thing i dont understand in their TGWTG Article, why are they bashing Chick with the Googles for getting a real job and quit this TGWTG-Rathole?
2) Busy Street : Absolutely love those guys, even if they dont care. Its good to have a balanced view (and sometimes those guys and girls are fair)
3) AVGN : I like him. Yes his Nerd-Videos are getting a little bit boring but hey his Monster Madness Videos are great and he shows the passion of a filmmaker.
4) Irate Gamer : He is better then most of the TGWTG-Clowns like Angry-Moron-Look-Joe. But still i despise him, yes i do.
5) Bat Dan : He does a good job with exposing Irate Gamer, but he should definitely step back and look at TGWTG for what it is, a shamless shameless money sucking piece of dog-shit. Anyways Welcome Back Bat Dan.
Here comes the TGWTG-Crew , if you didnt list anyone of them its because i totally lost count of how much of those fuckers are actually on this site right now.
1) Nostalgia Critic : He is getting boring and boring. His first entrys like Mortal Kombat and Street Fighter are funny but after that it went downhill pretty fast. And btw dont you guys find it funny that he actually has the guts to put an AD before his auction Video? I do and say he is just interested in money and dont give a fuck about fans
2) Nostalgia Chick : Yeah right she is a girl, thats why she is allowed to create a video every three months or so. Dont get me wrong iam thankful for that because i think that her videos are booooooooring and even as "Fap"-Material she doesnt work (i think Chick with the googles is wayyyyyyyyy hotter)
3) Linkara : He is ok, i never liked Comics but i like his videos. He should split from TGWTG and do his own thing, it would suit him better. So no argument here, at least he loves his girlfriend and his videos.
4) Angry Joe : Hey Joe my dear pal you know what: ANGRY is so 90s. This guy pisses me off because with all his videos he is wrong all the time. Example : Bayonette " AngryJoe gives a 7" and we all know how awesome Bayonetta was. The other time at Army of Two 40th Day : AngryJoe in his boring rule : " He it has Guns *GreenScreen effect* this will be awesome". We all know how "average" AO2 40th Day was. So this guy should crawl under a rock and just die or leave the internet.
5) Phelous : Can this guy review anything else then Silent Hill? Silent Hill in general is awesome, i think the movie was great because it uses original songs or melodies from the games. Yes the fourth game installment was cheap but hey its way better then Phelous makes them. Verdict : He is just boring and does the same stuff all over again.
6) Benzaie : He is clever i think, cause he is not putting his face on every video at TGWTG. I wont make fun of him because he is french, cause thats lame. Verdict : Keep ypur low profile and do your own stuff / split from TGWTG.
7) Spoony : Bla bla bla he is a castrated (by Fatty ginger scarlett) drama queen who has decreased in quality so rapidly, even light speed could keep up with the pace. His first videos were great, even as a Final Fantasy 8 fan i wasnt butthurt cause some of his reasons are plausible. But after that he was getting greedy like no one else. His quality decreses, he ban hammers people for having a different opinion (Exactly like Nazis during the 30s and 40s) and he is really getting chubby and lazy. Verdict : Spoony go home bro, take your time off cause you are annoying
8) Sean Fausz : Wow he is my personal favorite to make fun about. Why? Its obvious he is a fat, retard, lazy, boring, unemployed, e-begging, unfunny, hippocrite whale of a man. He doesnt work but gets time to play the latest video games (which he borrows from friends and bitches about them). And also he is resistent when it comes to help. A lot of people actually told him to change his life style ( guess what most of them are Busy street or ED affiliates) and he ignores them and plays the troll card on them. But hey lets be honest for on second here : " I think that people who actually tell you the truth are more of a friend then his bloodsucking TGWTG-pals who are waiting for him to die, so that they can sell moar stuff"
Verdict : Well he wont survive his 25th birthday so this problem will solve itself in the next few years
9) MarzGurl : Yeah well she is an otaku, but a boring one. I would have nailed her lets say 4 years ago ;-) when she was attractive, i mean attracitve in a positive way. But right now she goes the same way everyone on TGWTG did " getting chubby" and thats sad sister. You really had the potential to be Fap material, whoch is a good thing cause you could easily ask guys for donations, like Nostalgic Chick did, but failed due to her boring appearance cause we all know " A bowtie works on Playboy bunnys not on leftarded movie students who are always showing themselves with another fat chick (Nella YIKES) just to look better.
10) Chick with the Goggles : You did the best there is, quit or semi quit TGWTG and work for your appearance and real life. I say you are the most attractive girl on TGWTG (even if you dislike me and my Blog). Verdict : Keep it this way and you are good to go
11) Cinema Snob : Even if those Busy Street Guys like em, i have to admit that i watched just a few videos and they were ok. Verdict : Well he is ok i guess, but should quit TGWTG and stick with his own thing
12) did i miss something? i dont know cause i dont know other guys besides blatant JewWario who is always spelling Japanese Names like he knows what he is talking about.
If i miss someone just put it in the comments, thanks alot
PS: Iam so happy that i got my attention ;-) I hope someone will show those TGWTG-Kids this Blog, so that they can also make fun of my in their videos. I also have some ideas
1) Nazi jokes because iam german
2) Analyse my bad english skills and show every typo
3) Order your
4) Call me troll ( Yeah i know boring but i have to work with the low TGWTG-standards here)
5 and most important : IGNORE all constructive criticism and decrease your quality to a level where nobody will care for you guys anymore.
The Sean Fausz Situation
Dont we all love fat ignorant People? People who eat a lot of food, getting more chubby and finally got their first heart attack by the age of 20. If so, lets take a ride on the Sean Fausz history.
"Iam not much into sports" is what ED quoted on him saying. I would say its the understatement of the century. This guy is just FAT, no i mean seriously obese.
You know, i was a little bit chubby at a certain point in m life, then some friends, yes real friends and no "money sucking unemployed washed out" TGWTG-douchebags. So the grabbed me and told me "Stop Eating Shit" and dragged me to a fitness club. And what can i say, right now i dont have a six pack or so, but iam in the right scale when it comes to the BMI.
I will thank my real friends for their actions.
I think Sean "E-Begging Jabba the Hutt" Fausz should go for real friends who actually tell him that he is just fat and will die long before his 28th birthday. I can almost guarantee you that, cause if you got a heart attack by the age of 20 due to obesity, its high likely that you wont survive the next 5 years, if you are not drastically change your eating - and lifestyle habits.
So one fellow on Twitter with the Nam TGWTG_ asked him, very drastic i must admit, if he will ever stop begging for money and change his lifestyle because of his disgusting fatty appearance.
Sean Fausz reaction to this was " Ban the troll" and also he way crying at marzgurl and told her to ignore this guy. Way to go fatty-semi death guy.
But this Twitter guy wouldnt let loose and he asked marzgurl directly IF she thinks that Sean Fausz is fat and should stop eating. He also stated " If you say No then you are not a real friend.
And guesss what she never answered this question.
But back to Sean "Disgusting fat Boomer" Fausz. He is constantly in money problems and beggs his "fans" (i dont think he has fans) for money to pay for his internet bill, which is actually around 450 dollars for three months.
I was wondering what kind of service this "Internet Company" offers when their price tag is ridicolous high and way to overpriced. Hell even if you are late on payment they would never ever charge you 450 US-Dollars, thats stupid.
But on the other hand he buys a lot of stuff like vieo games etc etc which no normal working guy or girl could ever buy and play in this short period of time. Believe me i tried to do it like Sean Fausz and bought all the games he did in his Twitter messages. I failed to play them cause all the time there was a "real life" distraction or i had to work.
I hate this guy from my guts, i really hate him like no one else, except Doug Walker and Spoony the douche.
He is at a Steak Buffet All you can Eat and eats red meat like some of us would eat biscuits. Thats so fucking stupid, i mean where are his real friends who tell him to Stop? I guess that even the TGWTG-Guys are just waiting for Sean Fausz to be buried in a Piano Box because then they can make more money with Sean Fausz Memorial stuff or so. I think that all of the TGWTG-Guys are pretty much aware of the fact that Sean Fausz will die soon. But hey
Thats good Publicity for those scumbags right?
You can quote me on that, i will stick to it
(Next Time we talk about how i gave Marzgurl some Anal-Creampie) :-)
" TGWTG-Guys are just waiting for Sean Fausz to die from obesity to cash in on his fatty ass"
"Iam not much into sports" is what ED quoted on him saying. I would say its the understatement of the century. This guy is just FAT, no i mean seriously obese.
You know, i was a little bit chubby at a certain point in m life, then some friends, yes real friends and no "money sucking unemployed washed out" TGWTG-douchebags. So the grabbed me and told me "Stop Eating Shit" and dragged me to a fitness club. And what can i say, right now i dont have a six pack or so, but iam in the right scale when it comes to the BMI.
I will thank my real friends for their actions.
I think Sean "E-Begging Jabba the Hutt" Fausz should go for real friends who actually tell him that he is just fat and will die long before his 28th birthday. I can almost guarantee you that, cause if you got a heart attack by the age of 20 due to obesity, its high likely that you wont survive the next 5 years, if you are not drastically change your eating - and lifestyle habits.
So one fellow on Twitter with the Nam TGWTG_ asked him, very drastic i must admit, if he will ever stop begging for money and change his lifestyle because of his disgusting fatty appearance.
Sean Fausz reaction to this was " Ban the troll" and also he way crying at marzgurl and told her to ignore this guy. Way to go fatty-semi death guy.
But this Twitter guy wouldnt let loose and he asked marzgurl directly IF she thinks that Sean Fausz is fat and should stop eating. He also stated " If you say No then you are not a real friend.
And guesss what she never answered this question.
But back to Sean "Disgusting fat Boomer" Fausz. He is constantly in money problems and beggs his "fans" (i dont think he has fans) for money to pay for his internet bill, which is actually around 450 dollars for three months.
I was wondering what kind of service this "Internet Company" offers when their price tag is ridicolous high and way to overpriced. Hell even if you are late on payment they would never ever charge you 450 US-Dollars, thats stupid.
But on the other hand he buys a lot of stuff like vieo games etc etc which no normal working guy or girl could ever buy and play in this short period of time. Believe me i tried to do it like Sean Fausz and bought all the games he did in his Twitter messages. I failed to play them cause all the time there was a "real life" distraction or i had to work.
I hate this guy from my guts, i really hate him like no one else, except Doug Walker and Spoony the douche.
He is at a Steak Buffet All you can Eat and eats red meat like some of us would eat biscuits. Thats so fucking stupid, i mean where are his real friends who tell him to Stop? I guess that even the TGWTG-Guys are just waiting for Sean Fausz to be buried in a Piano Box because then they can make more money with Sean Fausz Memorial stuff or so. I think that all of the TGWTG-Guys are pretty much aware of the fact that Sean Fausz will die soon. But hey
Thats good Publicity for those scumbags right?
You can quote me on that, i will stick to it
(Next Time we talk about how i gave Marzgurl some Anal-Creampie) :-)
" TGWTG-Guys are just waiting for Sean Fausz to die from obesity to cash in on his fatty ass"
Donnerstag, 4. November 2010
My Pet Monster aka NC is homophobic
As a long time NC-Fan myself i call this my personal Duty, to speak about the developments lately on TGWTG.
First things first iam from germany so to all those Die-Hard NC-Fans who will harass me ;-) you can bash me easily if you call my language skills horrible or just call me Nazi (well you know because iam german and thats the first thing some TGWTG-WHack-nuts will come to mind). So lets get started.
11:20 : Ladies and gentlemen here is the perfect example how Doug Walkers Joke are made: Just add some words together combine them with something stupid and there you go a typical Nostalgia Critic Gag is born. I dont understand why those TGWTG Fanboys dont realise this?
11:47 : You call that racism? Well Mister "Homophobic" isnt the "Big Lipped" Alligator Moment racist in itself? And btw its a kid movie. ast time i checked they even disguised E.T. its just a kids imagination you know.
First things first iam from germany so to all those Die-Hard NC-Fans who will harass me ;-) you can bash me easily if you call my language skills horrible or just call me Nazi (well you know because iam german and thats the first thing some TGWTG-WHack-nuts will come to mind). So lets get started.
My Pet Monster
BTW Kudos to BatDan who did a terrific job by expose the Irate Gamer. I think i will use his style because its fun :-)
Minute 0 : Ahhh good old commercials to make monnnnayyyyyy
0:00 - 0:09 : We are going back, well thanks NC for keeping us informed about you "Nostalgic" mission here.
0:10 - 0:20 : Nope sorry not every kid has, because My Pet Monster was targeted at a boy audience. just to make it clear (yeah i know nitpicking)
0:20 - 0:35 : Come on Doug this overacting has really jumped the shark here. I mean thats the whole idea behind such market sell outs, to make money so it is just a fact that a lot of people bought this video or rented it.
0:35 - 0:46 : Awwww Doug you missed the Penis-nose joke.
0:50 - 0:55 : Of course those chains are made out of plastic, could you imagine the law suit when kids strangled themselves with steel chains?
1:00 - 1:05 : So this animated series has nothing to do with the Pet Monster thing? No further questions your honor
1:15 - 1:30 : It is not a videogame opening its just animated, you know Doug Kids movie and stuff. Also those other monsters are shown at least their poor counterparts (just watch the museum scene you get my drift)
1:45 - 1:55 : Captain Obvious time just to underline his poor statements, that was lame, really lame. Its called teasing the audience Doug, you know Alfred Hitchcock did it in his movies by appearing just for a brief time during some scenes.
1:56 - 1:58 : poor literacy is kewl Doug " Movie fucking suck" what did you mean by that?
2:00 - 2:03 : Reference to some of Dougs last episodes to show " Hey guys i know my stuff iam DA King"
2:09 - 2:13 : Nice infos about Resident Evil and voice actiing, but it was just used to introduce some lame Zombie Joke (who would have guessed)
2:20 - 2:25 : Impersonating a british accent never works, just look at Madonna and also its getting old Doug, its getting old.
2:40 - 2:45 : Doug you are a monkey, a money greedy monkey
2:58 - 3:18 : Now its getting really bad, homophobic jokes, pointless skits and scenes (my guess this will be repeated during this "review") is Doug is actually homophobic?
3:20 : Hahahahahaha Muppet Ancient Civilisat....what was the joke again. Come on Guys those kind of gags are not even used in Family Guy
3:40 - 3:42 : Well Doug then enlighten us what the "scientific" word for monster is.Btw Monster is a termo for the latin word "monstrare" or "monstrum" so well whats your point here?
3:53 : Ohhh my brains hurting right now "Sucking Bernies dick"? You are homophobic, no doubt about it. At this point the whole review goes down like shit in handbasket. Doug those boys are underage, and there is a difference between homosexuality and a normal Boy-friendship. You should be more concerned, that they are mocking another kid.
4:04 - 4:15 : Useless homophobic skit. Thanks Doug i bet all those homosexual guys who are afraid of outing themselves will love your stereotypic point of view.
4:20 : Useless wannabe MST3000 acting next
4:40 - 4:50 : WTF did anybody even crack a smile during this Doug at his best performance?
4:58 - 5:04 : If you rip it out of context it is clear that it seems that this boy had only two lines. If i would rip all your videos out of context there would also be only two things left " Hello iam the Nostalgia Critic i remeber it so you dont have to" and "Shooting your gun with poor special effects"
5:06 : Ahh Tommy Wiseau reference for maximum pleasure to serve thos TGWTG Fanboys and let them know " Hey its me Doug do you duty and stalk and harass Tommy Wiseau in my name cause iam shattered in my stupid little world because someone actually stood up against me"
5:13 : Yeahhh right Dooopedido. This statue transforms this kid because......its the goddamn plot of this whole my pet Monster thing. Good Lord he is more "f(r)ustrating then the Irate Gamer"
5:36 - 6:16 : Thats a long part, he was pissed at the costume? As a kid? come on DOug this contradicts with the end of your review when you said this effects scare the shit out of you. So if you, as a kid, would have been scared by red lights and non frightening statues my guess is, that you actually were full of joy when you first saw the monster. And btw the radioactive garfield thing - dont do it it wasnt that funny.
6:30 - 6:44 : Ok i admit the joke about the effects and the 15 bucks Toys r us doll was ok. But then he uses i mean overuses those pop cultural references again and again.
7:20 - 7:25 : Valid point but dont forget this movie is a kids movie
7:30 - 7:32 : Oh no lame photoshop joke ahead (now i understand why they are searching for photoshop pros for their upcoming "Blistered Thumbs" site which will fail btw because there are too many US-Online Mags with good and fair content, i think we all agree when i say "That those Blisteres Thumb guys are the most bought off sellouts ever. Mark my words.) And he even uses Diarrhea in a way the AVGN would do. Yes Doug you are one of a kind.
7:58 - 8:10 : So a Monster is not allowed to read comic books? Are you effin serious. I dont know how far you can think but there are plenty of examples where Monsters or Deformed figures are actually not reduced to " Ahhhhhhh" and "ohhhhhhhh". Take The Fly for instance, this guy is a effin scientist.
8:15 : ahhh another stupid cameo because if everything fails at TGWTG there will be pointless cameos. You dont believe me? Just watch the latest videos from all members or BUT WAIT dont do it its not worth it.
9:34 : Mr Beans Car ok that was funny but only because it wasnt FORCED like all those other lame Doug Walker produced jokes.
9:40 : You are actually mocked because of the initials KKK? And thats from someone who is homophobic.....hippocrite
10:09 : Daaaaaaahhh you moron we NEED a stupid plot for this kid to actually USE his magic powers. And btw boring Avatar-Gaga nuff said.
10:42 : And Doug you are not funny so you shouldnt be a reviewer in the first place.
10:46 : i knew there would be a stupid Tape-recorder joke, i just knew it. I bet all the TGWTG-Fanboys also expected this to happen.
11:02 : Even if i hate the Irate Gamer to the guts, but didnt he uses a Escher-Picture gag in one of his episodes? Way to go Doug, Way to go
11:20 : Ladies and gentlemen here is the perfect example how Doug Walkers Joke are made: Just add some words together combine them with something stupid and there you go a typical Nostalgia Critic Gag is born. I dont understand why those TGWTG Fanboys dont realise this?
11:27 : Painful, paperwork would stretch this movie and i bet if they would have included a paperwork segment Doug would be complaining about this scene to be "Pointless" or to speak in his words " A Big Lipped Alligator Moment"
11:47 : You call that racism? Well Mister "Homophobic" isnt the "Big Lipped" Alligator Moment racist in itself? And btw its a kid movie. ast time i checked they even disguised E.T. its just a kids imagination you know.
12:35 : Well Doug a little far fetched but metallic objects tend to get rusty and rusty object often have a orange-like colour which btw was the original intention they had when the created those orange chains for the toys.
12:39 : Oh no another boring filler.
13:14 : A kids movie again
13:23 : Good Old Racist and homophobic Doug Walker strikes back. This time its Stevie Wonder. Honestly how could Douglas Walker still have fans, his gags getting more and more childish.
13:49 : Ok Doug this monster sounds retarded because he has a little kids voice? So that means that all little kids are retarded?
14:52 : We covered the scared-the-shit part before......
15:16 : Lazy story, lazy bla bla bla - Well Doug thats all i can say from your late works.
15:32 : Ohhhh nooo the whole " I Call the Director" Thing AGAIN
16:00 to end : Warning Warning. My bet is on e-Begging here. Let me guess in the future TGWTG will show their videos only for paying people because Doug now realised "OMG iam 28 and all i do with my lousy life is reviewing some crappy NO one Cares-Movies" time get some moar MONEEEEYYYY
Guys you will see the NC is going for more money :-) or he will rip off some othere reviewers.
Well thats my first entry here, i know its horrible but i was so pissed right now i had to start this Blog. Especially when i saw thet those Blistere Thumbs guys are going to do a Review Site like IGN etc.
This pisses me off, they really think that they can put their dirty little fingers into everything? And those shameless Job Offers they got. Every normal person would smell this "Slave" relationship cause all those BT-guys wanna do is getting more money and let you do the shit work. Thats a fact.
Do you really believe that some stupid Angry Joe would give you his review copy of Medal of Honor? Do you really believe that.
if you wanna be part of the video game journalist thing, then please do yourself a favor and stick with the real ones like IGN, EDGE Magazin or even gametrailers or Gamespot.
And now TGWTG-Fanboys bring it on and show me what you got, but remember one thing " ED and BS will have their fun with you" :-)
Abonnieren
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