Step 1 (Preparation)
1) Watch every TGWTG-Video ever created, to get the hang of it
2) Grab yourself a hat, beret or cap (essential, so viewers can keep track who you are)
3) Grow yourself facial hair (its essentiell cause it makes you look kewl, and also compensates your lack of self esteem)
If you are a girl :
1) same
2) grab yourself something from the three choices here
a) something semi-slutty which makes you fap-material to some minor fanboys (like a bow-tie or cute wannabe Bayonetta-Glasses (i know Bayonetta was after the Chick but who cares)
b) total slutty like Scarlett for example, which means draw and write some seriously blatant sexually references in all your postings or "Play obviously" with your audience.
c) just wear some normal clothes to show that you didnt lost you dignity. (problem here : there is a high chance to loose a Contest held by Doug for the
3) Blue hair is always cool, cause it definitely looks like a manga character......................no it doesn´t. So it is up to yourself to create something " UNIQUE" (man i was laughing at this point....unique at TGWTG:-) yeah right)
That´s Part 1 of the "How to make a TGWTG Video" section here. If all people would just for 10 minutes analyse the whole TGWTG Team and use a checklist for everyone, they will see that every character is somehow another character on their site and that every video is just a rip-off of a rip-off of a rip-off from some other guy there.
We got a shitload of people "reviewing" video games there, also we have a shitload of people "reviewing" movies there.
They even got more and more music "critics" where i must say, the rap critic is funny sometimes, but this will be gone pretty soon when Doug and his Posse got their thumbs on this guy (hell i bet they even want a share from this guys CD)
Oh damn, I'm not fat, I don't have facial here and worst of all: I don't have glasses... oh SNAP!
AntwortenLöschenNo, Sean Fausz, you're fat...
AntwortenLöschenHow did you know I'm Sean!? ARE YOU A WIZARD!? SUCH A EPUK PHAIL ON MY PART!
AntwortenLöschenThis is just something random, but in his wrestle rants Spoony talks about how it's offensive that Orlando Jordan's gimmick is that he is a bisexual rapist. Wasn't that the whole shtick of the "Spooning With Spoony" videos? I guess since that was "just a character" (unlike Orlando Jordan) it's okay. Perhaps in his wrestle rants he just plays a character who is offended by the exploitation of women and homosexuals in wrestling.
AntwortenLöschen-Thesexfiend
Is somebody actually jealous that he can't make money by hosting an internet show?
AntwortenLöschenNope nobody is, cause we think there is a difference between begging and provide good content.
AntwortenLöschenYou would know, but hey why do i argue with some movie "reviewer" with little to none Blog Visitors.
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