TGWTG Picture Madness

Always wondered what your money can do? Well one thing for sure, it guarantees some slackers their man-child lifestyle. For example a mini bar and a big ass HD TV. Remarkable that TGWTG-Fans are always broke and say things like " Awwwww i wish someone would buy me an Xbox because i have no money".

So here we can see Doug Walker aka Nostalgia Critic´s living room. I say "Thank you" fanbrats for all the stuff here (pay close attention to the left side a little breeze of Arthouse is heading your way)

Living Room paid by Fanboy Donations

A high class guy like Doug Walker is nothing without a fancy mini bar (thanks again to fanboys)

Am i the only one who thinks Doug should change his decorator cause this looks like a frat house (Thanks Ricardo) bar to me

Ever wondered what people do when they got no jobs or real life? Exactly they go for gender swap to break out of their misery.

Even Linkara has this hobby now (can somebody tell me what the orangish shades around his lips are?)

Where bad comics burn.........well okay?????

Gender Swap runs in the Family, here is what you get when you buy some of those Nostalgia Critic DVD´s. This Guy has no Dignity and even the Menu is poorly made. And People buy those crap..........

Isn´t thas High Production Value?

Leonardo Da Vinci, no not the Assassins Creed Fangirl incarnation, iam speaking about the real guy. He has found a new profession. Today on the list "The Last Douchebag Supper"

Hmm so many Judas personas and no Jesus, i think we have a problem. Pay attention to this strange demon in the right corner

Aren´t those guys adorable? Thanks to all fanboys for their donations, you guys give me the fuel i need :-)

How to make TGWTG Video or a Nostalgia Critic Video (for starters)

He guys, iam the Nostalgia Critic Critic and this time i will show you how to be a TGWTG-Contributer.

Step 1 (Preparation)

1) Watch every TGWTG-Video ever created, to get the hang of it
2) Grab yourself a hat, beret or cap (essential, so viewers can keep track who you are)
3) Grow yourself facial hair (its essentiell cause it makes you look kewl, and also compensates your lack of self esteem)

If you are a girl :

1) same
2) grab yourself something from the three choices here

a) something semi-slutty which makes you fap-material to some minor fanboys (like a bow-tie or cute wannabe Bayonetta-Glasses (i know Bayonetta was after the Chick but who cares)

b) total slutty like Scarlett for example, which means draw and write some seriously blatant sexually references in all your postings or "Play obviously" with your audience.

c) just wear some normal clothes to show that you didnt lost you dignity. (problem here : there is a high chance to loose a Contest held by Doug for the sluttiest female female Critic person, so i guess you should choose either a or b)

3) Blue hair is always cool, cause it definitely looks like a manga character......................no it doesn´t. So it is up to yourself to create something " UNIQUE" (man i was laughing at this point....unique at TGWTG:-) yeah right)

That´s Part 1 of the "How to make a TGWTG Video" section here. If all people would just for 10 minutes analyse the whole TGWTG Team and use a checklist for everyone, they will see that every character is somehow another character on their site and that every video is just a rip-off of a rip-off of a rip-off from some other guy there.

We got a shitload of people "reviewing" video games there, also we have a shitload of people "reviewing" movies there.

They even got more and more music "critics" where i must say, the rap critic is funny sometimes, but this will be gone pretty soon when Doug and his Posse got their thumbs on this guy (hell i bet they even want a share from this guys CD)

BatDan is afraid of my challenge :-)

Well what can i say. The last respect i had for this guy is now gone. Reason for this is simple. On his more or less famous anti Irate Gamer Blog, i offered him this challenge " To watch some NC Episodes without fanboy attitudes and just to analyze them"

What can i say, my comment was deleted from his log :-) Its funny because BatDan is always complaining about Irate Gamer dleting comments which are not in his favour. It seems BatDan has finally become the thing he hates most

A watered down version of the Irate Gamer

But nevertheless, i will look at his Blog anyways, cause sometimes its funny how you could use BatDans arguments against the Nostalgia Critic or other TGWTG-Guys.

Some commenter on Busy Street said it best when he refers to BatDan as "Fuck I despise Bat Dan. He just became nothing but a TGWTG lap dog and now he’s trying to be smug and above us all. What a complete cunt."

What can i say, Samurai Karasu is absolutely right.

And BatDan you will never get a direct or honest response from anyone from TGWTG, they only need you as a pawn to fight "Haters" but in the long run you are wortless for them.