Montag, 20. Dezember 2010

We lost the Fight but not the war

Well what a dramatic Poll this was. But unfortunately we lost by one vote :-) The question was if the TGWTG Donation Drive is a scam or not

In my site analysis i saw a lot of people coming from tgwtg itself :-) funny how they have to vote things up right now.

But let me make it clear what a scam is to me. And after that everyone who really voted NO should be ashamed of themselves.

A scam, especially a Donation orientated should hit the following requirements

1) If you run a donation drive only for tax refund reasons, you are just an selfish asshole

2) If you dont show exactly how the money is coming in through donations its just fraud

3) Selling useless junk is an auction but not a DONATION

4) Cutting people who donated money off is not only rude but also selfish and retarded

5) Let People like disgusting ugly fuck Noah Antwiler insulting people who have legit questions is retarded and disrespectful to the fanbase especially when those people donated money

6) Transparancy, transparancy where have you been

7) If you only talk to people who donated "a shitload of money like 4000 dollars (i dont think so" you are an asshole and your point " Every little cent is welcome" is redundant

8) If you gave only vague numbers, it is a scam drive

9) If contributers with Wishlists are wishing for a Kinect System but complain via Twitter " Awww i dont have money" and got a Kinect after the Donation Scam Drive in miraculous ways......IS A FUCKING SCAM

10) If you have people in your team who didnt show their faces throughout the Donation drive because you can clearly see they are ashamed.......your Donation Drive sucks and its a scam

11) If you keep money from the donations for yourself, you are an absolutely fucking asshole who should go down in flames and a scam artist

12) If you use such a Mickey Mouse Charity Foundation like Ronald McDonals ( iam sorry but i  dont take them as serious as Doctors without borders or autism speaks) only because it is so FLASHY FLASHY FLASHY you are brain damaged. How about variation? Like DWB or AS.

13) Childsplay would be the better choice but i forgot in the childsplay case you couldnt perform your lousy ass show.... RIGHT .....and sell additional stuff nobody wants. So you are willing to scam people

14) Using Profanity for Charity thats only a thing Penn and Teller could do succesful, but not TGWTG Clowns.

15) If you ban or kick people with different opinions who wanted to see some transparancy in this donation drive from your stream, you are obvious a scam artist because if otherwise you would just laugh and let them talk. But as we say "Kicked Dogs will bark"

 Additional things :

- If i see a puerto rican hyperactive chipmunk screaming and running all the time, its annoying
- If you have only one girl in the room, you are screwed, where was lefty and people loving and caring abortionist Nostalgia Chick? No interest in helping people? Democrats what can i say :-)
- If some asshole fat pig in the background is doing the jerk off moves, you know its time to switch channels
- Btw who were those people anyways, i never saw them in my entire life


And now the conclusion if you can answer yes to lets say 11 of those 16 statements, well you can say its a scam.

And before i get ass kicked by fanboys, i know the Scam Drive is over but you didnt think i would let this stupid thing go slip like this, right?

Sonntag, 12. Dezember 2010

TGWTG Picture Madness

Always wondered what your money can do? Well one thing for sure, it guarantees some slackers their man-child lifestyle. For example a mini bar and a big ass HD TV. Remarkable that TGWTG-Fans are always broke and say things like " Awwwww i wish someone would buy me an Xbox because i have no money".

So here we can see Doug Walker aka Nostalgia Critic´s living room. I say "Thank you" fanbrats for all the stuff here (pay close attention to the left side a little breeze of Arthouse is heading your way)

Living Room paid by Fanboy Donations

A high class guy like Doug Walker is nothing without a fancy mini bar (thanks again to fanboys)

Am i the only one who thinks Doug should change his decorator cause this looks like a frat house (Thanks Ricardo) bar to me

Ever wondered what people do when they got no jobs or real life? Exactly they go for gender swap to break out of their misery.

Even Linkara has this hobby now (can somebody tell me what the orangish shades around his lips are?)

Where bad comics burn.........well okay?????
Gender Swap runs in the Family, here is what you get when you buy some of those Nostalgia Critic DVD´s. This Guy has no Dignity and even the Menu is poorly made. And People buy those crap..........

Isn´t thas High Production Value?


Leonardo Da Vinci, no not the Assassins Creed Fangirl incarnation, iam speaking about the real guy. He has found a new profession. Today on the list "The Last Douchebag Supper"

Hmm so many Judas personas and no Jesus, i think we have a problem. Pay attention to this strange demon in the right corner

Aren´t those guys adorable? Thanks to all fanboys for their donations, you guys give me the fuel i need :-)

Dienstag, 7. Dezember 2010

El Chupanebrey - my personal TGWTG-Fanboy (Finally)

Today is a wonderful day and i finally know my "Crusade" is the right thing. Why i am saying this? Well i finally got fanboy attention :-)

El Chupa is your average fanboy who cannot stand criticism towards his TGWTG-idols. He calls himself a movie critic (at least what his blog is telling us) but we all know, people who call themselves "Critics" are most likely Attention Whores who dont accept other opinions then their own ones.

But back to this guy cause he is funny and really butthurt. He debates like a total retard " Dont watch it anyone?". But thats not the point here. He is the prototype of your TGWTG-fanboy.

Its not like us, we would never or lets say barely "infiltrate" TGWTG-forums or Blogs, just to argue with them. But fanboys are so "nazi-fied" that they will harass everyone who actually is not on TGWTG-side or in favor. So does El Chupa, he told me i should embrace life and get out of my basement.

Well this is funny, isnt this guy commenting on all my postings? And on the other hand, aren´t those TGWTG-Guys all man-child basement dweller? We dont see them outside most of the time and also the all get chubby at some point (Fanboys = hippocrites)

It is always funny to see fanboys using

" THE SAME ARGUMENTS AND INSULTS EVERYTIME"

Here are some examples and how to react to those morons :-)

1) " You are a troll" / Answer : "If own opinions are trolling you should take a look at the mirror"

2)" Nobody is forcing you to watch this videos" / Answer: "So it is with my Blog, you could just ignore it"

3)" Why you are even watching the shows if you hate them" / Answer: " It is a free world you know, for dictorship go to Spoonys Forum and also you keep reading my blog"

4) "Who is really pathetic? People who watch TGWTG and have a good time or hateful guys like you" / Answer : "You for taking the internet so serious, do i smell butthurt"

5) "The Nostalgia Critic is a character booohoooohoooo" Answer: So what George W. Bush is a president and you can criticise him also but both suck

And dont forget TGWTG-"Haters" Fanboys are always thinking they are wiser, smarter and more cultivated then us but hey ask yourself "Is someone cultivated who laughs about Penis-Jokes, hidden racism, homophobic acting, hippocrite-attitudes ( Yes Doug Walker is bashing Tommy Wiseau but the other way around he is exactly the douchebag he claims Wiseau is)?"

The answer is simple: " TGWTG-Fanboys would be the first people who had supported Hitler 80 years ago"

Samstag, 4. Dezember 2010

Nostalgia Chick is back with more boring stuff

Today i was bored so i watched the newest Nostalgia Chick video. And gosh, this was boring, no i dont mean bad, i mean boring like a math class. It all started with a very lame "cameo", thats right Nella or whatever her name is, give our dear NC a call. For further postings i will refer to Nella as Sean Faustina.

And after that its getting really stupid and boring, our beloved Lindsay (yes she has a Mickey Mouse Diploma for movies) is going to rip The Man in the Iron Mask a new one, NOT. SO what did she critizise? Yep thats right Martin Scorsese as a clown because he gave Leonardo Di Caprio some serious non-romance roles to perform. Well Lindsay you are wrong here (damn you Mickey Mouse diploma and wrong fact checks). Leonardo Di Caprio had some really serious roles long before the Scorsese-era. For example his famous role in "Whats eating Gilbert Grape" in 1993 or "The Basketball Diaries" in 1995. So what did they teach in film class again?

And even before Gangs of New York, he was the leading actor in Danny Boyle´s The Beach (i like this movie). And Danny Boyle is not particular the Funny-movie producer. So after those innitial mistakes we got You guessed it "another boring summary of the things happen in the movie". If i wanna have a movie summary i will use Wikipedia. It´s annoying how a little brat like Lindsay Ellis has the chuzpe to bash respected actors like John Malkovich. Lindsay, not everyone on the whole world is as blatant and boring as your TGWTG-Posse.

After a 4 month hiatus the "fans" got such a lousy and boring video with no funny moments or useful informations or opinions. And before someone is calling me a HATER, just look at the video ratings, its low even for TGWTG-standards.

And to make things worse, the NC used to be the number one "FAP" Material for Fanboys, but right now i would say : " If you put a naked Lindsay Ellis in my bed, i would love to share the night in a homeless shelter"

It´s not because she is getting "fat" which is obvious some sick kind of joke on the one hand but it would be sad if she was actually getting more chubby.

No, i dont like her face anymore. That´s is the problem, she has lost her charismatic appearance. Look at her face and compare it to other earlier videos.

Montag, 29. November 2010

Sean Fausz: He is still E-Begging the Shit out of People

Well Folks. How are you doing today. Or let me be more specific. WHat are you gonna do on your 21st birthday/ what have you done on your 21st birthday.

My bet is on " Everything except E-Begging for Alcohol and video games via twitter". But it is good that we have Fat and Lazy money grabbing poor Asshole Sean Fausz.

He shares his wishlist via Twitter so that people buy him Games and Alcohol (of course its Alcohol in litle chocolate anythings, cause Sean Fausz wants to munch munch......FOOD).

He lately did a V-Log, where he actually, in a subtile way, begs for someone to buy him Kingdom Hearts - Birth by Sleep, because he lost his Copy.....FUCK YOU SEAN. And guess what Guys, he shows us all the "DONATED" Video games he got from "Fans(i call those people braindead morons)". Just look at his greedy fat fuck smiling face when he showed them to us. When i saw how many games he actually got i asked myself one Question here

"Are People Stupid, to send him games? Sean Fausz only purpose on TGWTG and other sites is for begging. Nothing more here. Nothing more"

He has around a lot of video games, i think more games e-begged then Blistered Thumbs can review and this is sad.

Btw on Sean Fausz "Begging" Blog he asks for more and more games also, but guess what, this fat and hopefully dead pretty soon asshole had posted a list of all 130 or more games he has to review (yeah a normal person would think the E-Begging will stop here because he has plenty of work to do) but it is not ending here. He begs for more and more. Lately even LordKat-Fans began to see this and adressed this directly on his site.

Here is a list of Sean Fausz video game collection he "COULD" review when he is not busy for more begging here :

XBOX 360
Bayonetta
BlackSite: Area 51
Blue Dragon
Culdcept Saga
Dead Rising
Deadly Premonition
Eat Lead: The Return Of Matt Hazard
Final Fantasy XIII
Infinite Undiscovery
Lost Odyssey
Lost: Via Domus
Quake 4
Ninety Nine Nights 2
Tales of Vesperia
Timeshift
Transformers: War For Cybertron

PlayStation 3
Metal Gear Solid 4

PlayStation 2

Final Fantasy X
Final Fantasy X-2
Final Fantasy XII
Matrix: Path Of Neo
Metal Gear Solid 2
Metal Gear Solid 3
Rogue Galaxy
Shadow Hearts
Shadow Hearts: Covenant
Shadow Hearts: From The New World
Shin Megami Tensei Devil Summoner 1
Shin Megami Tensei Devil Summoner 2
Shin Megami Tensei Digital Devil Saga 1
Shin Megami Tensei Digital Devil Saga 2
Shin Megami Tensei Persona 3
Shin Megami Tensei Persona 4
Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne
Soul Calibur 3
Timesplitters Future Perfect
Xenosaga 1
Xenosaga 2
Xenosaga 3


PlayStation
Dino Crisis
Lunar 1: Silver Star Story
Lunar 2: Eternal Blue
Star Ocean 2
Vagrant Story
Xenogears

Nintendo Gamecube
Shadow The Hedgehog


Nintendo Wii
007: Quantum Of Solice (Solace you asshole)
A Boy And His Blob
Bleach: Shattered Blade
Call Of Duty World At War
Castle of Shikigami 3
Castlevania Judgement
The Conduit
Cursed Mountain
De Blob
Dead Rising: Chop Till You Drop
Dead Space Extraction
Donkey Kong Jungle Beat
DBZ Budokai Tenkaichi 3
Dragon Blade Wrath of Fire
Dragon Quest Swords
Endless Ocean
Eyeshield 21
Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: Echoes of Time
Fragile Dreams
Game Party 2
Guilty Gear XX Accent Core
Guilty Gear XX Accent Core +
Harvey Birdman
House of the Dead 2&3
House of the Dead Overkill
King Of Fighters: The Orochi Saga
Klonoa
Legend Of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Little Kings Story
Madworld
Manhunt 2
Mario Kart Wii
Mario Party 8
Mario Power Tennis
Mario Strikers Charged
Mario Super Sluggers
Metal Slug Anthology
Metroid Prime 3 Corruption
Monopoly
Monster Hunter Tri
Muramasa: The Demon Blade
Naruto: Clash of Ninja Revolution 2
Naruto: Clash of Ninja Revolution 3
New Super Mario Bros Wii
No More Heroes
No More Heroes 2
One Piece Unlimited Adventure
Onechanbara: Bikini Zombie Slayers
Overlord: Dark Legend
Okami
Phantom Brave
Pikmin
Prince of Persia: Rival Swords
Punch Out Wii
Ready 2 Rumble Revolution
Resident Evil 4 Wii
Resident Evil Archives: Resident Evil 1
Resident Evil: The Darkside Chronicles
Resident Evil: The Umbrella Chronicles
Saint
Samurai Shodown Anthology
Samurai Warriors: Katana
Scarface: The World is Yours
Shiren: The Wanderer
Silent Hill Shattered Memories
Sin And Punishment 2: Star Successor
Sonic and the Black Knight
Sonic Unleashed
Soul Calibur Legends
Spectrobes: Origins
Super Mario Galaxy
Super Paper Mario
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Tales Of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World
Tatsunoko vs Capcom
TMNT: Smash-Up
Tenchu: Shadow Assassins
Wario Land: Shake It!
Wii Music
Wii Sports
Yugioh! 5D's: Wheelie Breakers

Sega Dreamcast
Resident Evil: Code Veronica
Shenmue
Sonic Adventure

And which GAMES Until Now did he actually "Stream or review" Correct barely any of those. But it doesnt stop him from begging for more.

You guys wanna see Sean Fat Son of Bitch Asshole Fausz Amazon Wishlist (of course commented by me) ? Here it is : http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/39SQ8ANDSNSAT/ref=cm_sw_su_w
He actually forces people on Twitter : "
zsnɐɟ uɐǝs
One last time, Since its nearing the end of the Bday! plenty of cheap stuuuuffs :3 "

I hope he dies, cause he is only there to beg

Freitag, 26. November 2010

How to make TGWTG Video or a Nostalgia Critic Video (for starters)

He guys, iam the Nostalgia Critic Critic and this time i will show you how to be a TGWTG-Contributer.

Step 1 (Preparation)

1) Watch every TGWTG-Video ever created, to get the hang of it
2) Grab yourself a hat, beret or cap (essential, so viewers can keep track who you are)
3) Grow yourself facial hair (its essentiell cause it makes you look kewl, and also compensates your lack of self esteem)

If you are a girl :

1) same
2) grab yourself something from the three choices here

a) something semi-slutty which makes you fap-material to some minor fanboys (like a bow-tie or cute wannabe Bayonetta-Glasses (i know Bayonetta was after the Chick but who cares)

b) total slutty like Scarlett for example, which means draw and write some seriously blatant sexually references in all your postings or "Play obviously" with your audience.

c) just wear some normal clothes to show that you didnt lost you dignity. (problem here : there is a high chance to loose a Contest held by Doug for the sluttiest female female Critic person, so i guess you should choose either a or b)

3) Blue hair is always cool, cause it definitely looks like a manga character......................no it doesn´t. So it is up to yourself to create something " UNIQUE" (man i was laughing at this point....unique at TGWTG:-) yeah right)

That´s Part 1 of the "How to make a TGWTG Video" section here. If all people would just for 10 minutes analyse the whole TGWTG Team and use a checklist for everyone, they will see that every character is somehow another character on their site and that every video is just a rip-off of a rip-off of a rip-off from some other guy there.

We got a shitload of people "reviewing" video games there, also we have a shitload of people "reviewing" movies there.

They even got more and more music "critics" where i must say, the rap critic is funny sometimes, but this will be gone pretty soon when Doug and his Posse got their thumbs on this guy (hell i bet they even want a share from this guys CD)

Donnerstag, 25. November 2010

BatDan is afraid of my challenge :-)

Well what can i say. The last respect i had for this guy is now gone. Reason for this is simple. On his more or less famous anti Irate Gamer Blog, i offered him this challenge " To watch some NC Episodes without fanboy attitudes and just to analyze them"

What can i say, my comment was deleted from his log :-) Its funny because BatDan is always complaining about Irate Gamer dleting comments which are not in his favour. It seems BatDan has finally become the thing he hates most

A watered down version of the Irate Gamer

But nevertheless, i will look at his Blog anyways, cause sometimes its funny how you could use BatDans arguments against the Nostalgia Critic or other TGWTG-Guys.

Some commenter on Busy Street said it best when he refers to BatDan as "Fuck I despise Bat Dan. He just became nothing but a TGWTG lap dog and now he’s trying to be smug and above us all. What a complete cunt."

What can i say, Samurai Karasu is absolutely right.

And BatDan you will never get a direct or honest response from anyone from TGWTG, they only need you as a pawn to fight "Haters" but in the long run you are wortless for them.