We lost the Fight but not the war

Well what a dramatic Poll this was. But unfortunately we lost by one vote :-) The question was if the TGWTG Donation Drive is a scam or not

In my site analysis i saw a lot of people coming from tgwtg itself :-) funny how they have to vote things up right now.

But let me make it clear what a scam is to me. And after that everyone who really voted NO should be ashamed of themselves.

A scam, especially a Donation orientated should hit the following requirements

1) If you run a donation drive only for tax refund reasons, you are just an selfish asshole

2) If you dont show exactly how the money is coming in through donations its just fraud

3) Selling useless junk is an auction but not a DONATION

4) Cutting people who donated money off is not only rude but also selfish and retarded

5) Let People like disgusting ugly fuck Noah Antwiler insulting people who have legit questions is retarded and disrespectful to the fanbase especially when those people donated money

6) Transparancy, transparancy where have you been

7) If you only talk to people who donated "a shitload of money like 4000 dollars (i dont think so" you are an asshole and your point " Every little cent is welcome" is redundant

8) If you gave only vague numbers, it is a scam drive

9) If contributers with Wishlists are wishing for a Kinect System but complain via Twitter " Awww i dont have money" and got a Kinect after the Donation Scam Drive in miraculous ways......IS A FUCKING SCAM

10) If you have people in your team who didnt show their faces throughout the Donation drive because you can clearly see they are ashamed.......your Donation Drive sucks and its a scam

11) If you keep money from the donations for yourself, you are an absolutely fucking asshole who should go down in flames and a scam artist

12) If you use such a Mickey Mouse Charity Foundation like Ronald McDonals ( iam sorry but i  dont take them as serious as Doctors without borders or autism speaks) only because it is so FLASHY FLASHY FLASHY you are brain damaged. How about variation? Like DWB or AS.

13) Childsplay would be the better choice but i forgot in the childsplay case you couldnt perform your lousy ass show.... RIGHT .....and sell additional stuff nobody wants. So you are willing to scam people

14) Using Profanity for Charity thats only a thing Penn and Teller could do succesful, but not TGWTG Clowns.

15) If you ban or kick people with different opinions who wanted to see some transparancy in this donation drive from your stream, you are obvious a scam artist because if otherwise you would just laugh and let them talk. But as we say "Kicked Dogs will bark"

 Additional things :

- If i see a puerto rican hyperactive chipmunk screaming and running all the time, its annoying
- If you have only one girl in the room, you are screwed, where was lefty and people loving and caring abortionist Nostalgia Chick? No interest in helping people? Democrats what can i say :-)
- If some asshole fat pig in the background is doing the jerk off moves, you know its time to switch channels
- Btw who were those people anyways, i never saw them in my entire life


And now the conclusion if you can answer yes to lets say 11 of those 16 statements, well you can say its a scam.

And before i get ass kicked by fanboys, i know the Scam Drive is over but you didnt think i would let this stupid thing go slip like this, right?

TGWTG Picture Madness

Always wondered what your money can do? Well one thing for sure, it guarantees some slackers their man-child lifestyle. For example a mini bar and a big ass HD TV. Remarkable that TGWTG-Fans are always broke and say things like " Awwwww i wish someone would buy me an Xbox because i have no money".

So here we can see Doug Walker aka Nostalgia Critic´s living room. I say "Thank you" fanbrats for all the stuff here (pay close attention to the left side a little breeze of Arthouse is heading your way)

Living Room paid by Fanboy Donations

A high class guy like Doug Walker is nothing without a fancy mini bar (thanks again to fanboys)

Am i the only one who thinks Doug should change his decorator cause this looks like a frat house (Thanks Ricardo) bar to me

Ever wondered what people do when they got no jobs or real life? Exactly they go for gender swap to break out of their misery.

Even Linkara has this hobby now (can somebody tell me what the orangish shades around his lips are?)

Where bad comics burn.........well okay?????

Gender Swap runs in the Family, here is what you get when you buy some of those Nostalgia Critic DVD´s. This Guy has no Dignity and even the Menu is poorly made. And People buy those crap..........

Isn´t thas High Production Value?

Leonardo Da Vinci, no not the Assassins Creed Fangirl incarnation, iam speaking about the real guy. He has found a new profession. Today on the list "The Last Douchebag Supper"

Hmm so many Judas personas and no Jesus, i think we have a problem. Pay attention to this strange demon in the right corner

Aren´t those guys adorable? Thanks to all fanboys for their donations, you guys give me the fuel i need :-)

El Chupanebrey - my personal TGWTG-Fanboy (Finally)

Today is a wonderful day and i finally know my "Crusade" is the right thing. Why i am saying this? Well i finally got fanboy attention :-)

El Chupa is your average fanboy who cannot stand criticism towards his TGWTG-idols. He calls himself a movie critic (at least what his blog is telling us) but we all know, people who call themselves "Critics" are most likely Attention Whores who dont accept other opinions then their own ones.

But back to this guy cause he is funny and really butthurt. He debates like a total retard " Dont watch it anyone?". But thats not the point here. He is the prototype of your TGWTG-fanboy.

Its not like us, we would never or lets say barely "infiltrate" TGWTG-forums or Blogs, just to argue with them. But fanboys are so "nazi-fied" that they will harass everyone who actually is not on TGWTG-side or in favor. So does El Chupa, he told me i should embrace life and get out of my basement.

Well this is funny, isnt this guy commenting on all my postings? And on the other hand, aren´t those TGWTG-Guys all man-child basement dweller? We dont see them outside most of the time and also the all get chubby at some point (Fanboys = hippocrites)

It is always funny to see fanboys using

" THE SAME ARGUMENTS AND INSULTS EVERYTIME"

Here are some examples and how to react to those morons :-)

1) " You are a troll" / Answer : "If own opinions are trolling you should take a look at the mirror"

2)" Nobody is forcing you to watch this videos" / Answer: "So it is with my Blog, you could just ignore it"

3)" Why you are even watching the shows if you hate them" / Answer: " It is a free world you know, for dictorship go to Spoonys Forum and also you keep reading my blog"

4) "Who is really pathetic? People who watch TGWTG and have a good time or hateful guys like you" / Answer : "You for taking the internet so serious, do i smell butthurt"

5) "The Nostalgia Critic is a character booohoooohoooo" Answer: So what George W. Bush is a president and you can criticise him also but both suck

And dont forget TGWTG-"Haters" Fanboys are always thinking they are wiser, smarter and more cultivated then us but hey ask yourself "Is someone cultivated who laughs about Penis-Jokes, hidden racism, homophobic acting, hippocrite-attitudes ( Yes Doug Walker is bashing Tommy Wiseau but the other way around he is exactly the douchebag he claims Wiseau is)?"

The answer is simple: " TGWTG-Fanboys would be the first people who had supported Hitler 80 years ago"

Nostalgia Chick is back with more boring stuff

Today i was bored so i watched the newest Nostalgia Chick video. And gosh, this was boring, no i dont mean bad, i mean boring like a math class. It all started with a very lame "cameo", thats right Nella or whatever her name is, give our dear NC a call. For further postings i will refer to Nella as Sean Faustina.

And after that its getting really stupid and boring, our beloved Lindsay (yes she has a Mickey Mouse Diploma for movies) is going to rip The Man in the Iron Mask a new one, NOT. SO what did she critizise? Yep thats right Martin Scorsese as a clown because he gave Leonardo Di Caprio some serious non-romance roles to perform. Well Lindsay you are wrong here (damn you Mickey Mouse diploma and wrong fact checks). Leonardo Di Caprio had some really serious roles long before the Scorsese-era. For example his famous role in "Whats eating Gilbert Grape" in 1993 or "The Basketball Diaries" in 1995. So what did they teach in film class again?

And even before Gangs of New York, he was the leading actor in Danny Boyle´s The Beach (i like this movie). And Danny Boyle is not particular the Funny-movie producer. So after those innitial mistakes we got You guessed it "another boring summary of the things happen in the movie". If i wanna have a movie summary i will use Wikipedia. It´s annoying how a little brat like Lindsay Ellis has the chuzpe to bash respected actors like John Malkovich. Lindsay, not everyone on the whole world is as blatant and boring as your TGWTG-Posse.

After a 4 month hiatus the "fans" got such a lousy and boring video with no funny moments or useful informations or opinions. And before someone is calling me a HATER, just look at the video ratings, its low even for TGWTG-standards.

And to make things worse, the NC used to be the number one "FAP" Material for Fanboys, but right now i would say : " If you put a naked Lindsay Ellis in my bed, i would love to share the night in a homeless shelter"

It´s not because she is getting "fat" which is obvious some sick kind of joke on the one hand but it would be sad if she was actually getting more chubby.

No, i dont like her face anymore. That´s is the problem, she has lost her charismatic appearance. Look at her face and compare it to other earlier videos.